Holy crap. Susan Sarandon, Jessica Lange, Stanley Tucci, and Alfred Molina. What a lineup. Sign me the fuck up. I would watch these people perform domestic chores for two hours.

And she thinks she can do that, plus raise a baby without the sweet elixir.

Please, PLEASE get that kid a “More barp, again!” t-shirt for his/her 21st birthday.

Having worked in the cosmetic dental industry, albeit for only a clouple of years, and taking a close look at these pictures...I am 90% convinced these are not real teeth.

Ugggggggh, those Duggars. None of those girls was offered a proper education or allowed to pursue unduggarish things. They were just run through that dumbed-up Jesus home school and trotted out as baby makers. I am okay with marriage and motherhood but they just got NO options. What if Jinger could have been a doctor,…

I tell STRANGERS when they have spinach or whatever on their teeth, cause I am cool like that.

The Netflix 4-part series was absolute unfettered SHIT and I hope it never ever comes back.

This makes me incredibly sad. We’re in the golden age of television. Why are we bringing back the shitty parts of the 90s?

How my soul feels when I’m exposed to Gilmore Girls:

Unless we stop them NOW!

This is why restrooms have mirrors.

I hovered over the link after **shivers for eternity** just to see the headline and burst out laughing. Those people are so creepy and will not go away. Do we think the Duggars like Trump?

I wish that Hoda would make a BFD about the need to end toxic relationships and dump Kathie Lee on live TV. Like make it a segment that Kathie Lee is unaware of and then BOOM. “Step off bitch and go back to your dark corner of unintellectual conservative talk radio! Don’t like it? Then take it up with Lauer you over…

O-Town tried to crash my buddy’s wedding reception. The bride threw a fit and had hotel security throw them out. Supposedly they offered to perform a song. “Liquid Dreams” maybe? Anyway...denied.

He seem to have pulled out the big gun - Obama, wire tapping, illegal, etc. - just as another one of his appointees gets busted for lying about dealing with the Russians.

The story isn’t Trump’s ridiculous tweets that treat yet another bonkers conspiracy theory site story as fact. The real story is whatever Trump is trying to distract us from with them. And I’m super nervous to find out what what is.

Ben Carson is my friend, I’m not racist

Too bad the little girl wasn’t one of those smart-mouth kids. I would’ve loved to hear one say back to him, “I hate your hair. It’s ugly!”

I like to imagine the teacher replying with “we’re on our way” because she knows trump is going to kill us all (or at least faster)

“College and heaven,” the class replied in unison.