Showing his DoD ID at airports and signing his correspondence “Dr.”

I’m baffled how I have a friend who was not allowed into the US because they had a guitar and they thought he was here to make money (he wasn’t), and this guy can become a citizen? The actual fuck

Trump being taken down by a Reply Allpocalypse would be a fitting end to this brief shitstain on American history.

She’s generally an idiot known to be only slightly less whiny than her HBO character. So you shouldn’t catch too much shit.

The problem is that most Seuss books have morals contradicted by her husband’s administration from Green Eggs and Ham (trying new things, don’t be prejudiced) to Horton hears a Who (Respect for others, etc) to the Lorax (Scott Pruett views the eponymous Lorax as an ecoterrorist), to Seuss’s WW2 era denunciation…

Me Tuesday night and yesterday: everything is bad and I’m about to start anxiety-picking the skin from my arms

They’re trying to placate people by saying it wasn’t a private server, but to my knownledge Hillary didn’t get hacked.

If I had a dollar for every time I thought “What if Obama had done that?” I’d be able to pay for like three days of Melania’s security detail. But that’s still a lot of fucking times.

PENCE FOR PRISON

He is yummy. Is he looking for slutty staffers?

A private email account, with information too sensitive to be released in response to a public records request, that was known to have been hacked.

Maybe picking Dr. Seuss at all was a message.

LOCK HIM UP!

Sorry, I don’t buy their story at all. There have been school-aged White House kids in the past, and all of them seem to have weathered the sorrows, terror and heartbreak of moving to DC, enrolling in a high-dollar private school and living in the most famous residence in the United States just fine. Most other…

The estimate is $1million a day, every day, just for Melania in NYC. And if you believe she and Barron are going to move to the WH in June, might I interest you in this bridge I’m selling?

Thank God, I still have a few ‘1000 Hours Free’ cds!

Or an earpiece? Hmmmmm...,,

Lots and lots of minimum wage and part time jobs!

I tend to believe the Trumps when they say that they don’t want to take Barron out of school in the middle of a school year, thus having a New York base needs to be a thing. (But does t have to cost millions per day? I dont have an answer and I think its probably no and some shady person is piliing up gobs on money)

Tangentially related, Tom Price’s seat in Georgia’s 6th district is up for grabs and I’m doing my best to help Jon Ossoff win. He has the endorsement of living legend John Lewis, and actually has a chance to flip the district.