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I can picture it in my mind - Donny shuffling along in leg irons an an orange jumpsuit, deprived of self tanner and hair plugs - and it is breathtaking.

I think Hillary made an eloquent point in choosing to wear all white on that occasion. But the women last night...? I’m certain Trump and his administration don’t even know what they were representing with their all white outfits. Also, it’s really fucking passive in the face of what the current administration is

The press doesn’t realize that part of the reason why their approval rating is in the shitter is because of stuff like this... they think all the hate is coming from Trump and his fans.

Paul Ryan is a spineless little shitweasel.

I cannot stand Chuck Todd. He’s a schmuck and hated Hilary. He’s another one that pretends to be unbiased, but is awfully opiniated.

Glad I’m not alone in daydreaming what you said. It really seems like the only thing that could make up for all the horror that has occured already in such a short time under his administration.

And a bunch of lazy incompetent assholes all over America just came in their sweatpants thinking “See, I could be President too! It’s not that hard. Even Trump can do it.” And that’s why he’ll be reelected. Because they want to feel better about how badly they suck.

From Cillizza’s column, bolding mine

I day dream that he has a coke induced heart attack in an orgy with Russian call-girls, Pence, and Ryan. Then they cuff him to the hospital bed and send him off to fucking Siberia.  

I loved it when they gave him thumb’s down. Awesome!

It’s so disgusting. They obviously learned nothing from the election. They’ve been saying for almost 2 years that “it looks like he’s going to start sounding presidential.” They already forgot about the fuckery that happened just today where he accused the Jews of desecrating their own cemeteries and signed the bill

Literally every time he goes an hour without doing something terrible/embarrassing, half the msm is all “he sounds like a president! maybe this is that pivot we’ve been talking about for 2 entire goddamn years!” and it never, ever lasts because he goes back to terrible/embarrassing (as opposed to merely below average)

Remember back in the day when Republicans made a big stink about Obama reading off teleprompters.

I know, I’m being a dick. I just want somebody to punch Don’s jaw into splinters.

President Reads off Prompter, Clears Lowest Bar.

My exact face through the entire speech.