“Do you seriously expect me to be the first Fresh Prince of Bel-Air in history not to have a fade” - Will Smith, 1990

Promise her anonymity, and we’ll set up a crowd-fund for her spilling those dang beans. Pence has skeletons, LOTS of skeletons; everything about him screams that.

They are silent because they have the majority to pass their damn tax plan and make themselves filthy rich. They may not get this chance agin in their lifetimes.

and the crowd went mild

My friend (reformed fundy) who likes everyone worked in his congressional office and HATES him. I’m not kidding, she’s so nice she’d probably babysit baby Hitler but she despises Pence. I need to get her to spill the details. (she is shy and not one for any kind of spotlight).

One has to ask why.

There are new episodes on The Flash and Face Off on tonight. Read a recap of his statement later.

I don’t begrudge people their fascination with True Story tv, but man oh man, I am looking forward to the end of this trend. I just don’t care. I didn’t need to relive OJ’s trial or rehash Jon Benet’s death, I’m not interested in Joan vs Bette, and I can’t get into I Married a Monster/Couples Who Kill/Marmots of…

I don’t think Charles ever stopped his relationship with Camilla. Diana just refused to suck it up.

I read a pretty plausible theory that they’re using Trump to ram through their legislative wishlist, then once they’re done with him he’ll suddenly go “too far” and they’ll impeach him, thus making themselves look like brave heroes for “standing up to Trump” and simultaneously getting everything they want (except…

I have to admit that was my first thought. They deserve prison, but thirteen years seems strong.
But also, fuck ‘em. It’s the worst combination of dumb, hateful and scary shit to pull.
13 years is no joke though. They’ll have a long damn time to think about it.

Slight lol at the “It wasn’t me” Shaggy defense

You should get to know a Trump voter. They could ‘splain.

It needs a really grubby Labrador to race around and make it look more homely.

I’ll never understand the allure of all-white. It would feel like living in an institution.

Cheeto fuck (full body Visqueen optional)

No, the alternative fact of “Trump Marriage” is “guest worker program”

“Checkers the dog was conceived on that sofa!”

Stay tuned for today’s episode of: “Can you imagine what the reaction would have been if Michelle Obama had done something like that?”

‘Every Kiss Begins with Kay’ commercials revolts me, thinking of what’s behind them. All the good things they do, all the lovely things they promise. It’s a lie.