When you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you will head off your foes with a balanced attack.

Not enough Trump. Rename it the Trump Mar a Lago Middle Trump Charter Academy of Trumpiness.

Oh, no, he’s not stupid, he’s hateful.

Im skightly day drunk while eating all the gs cookies on my day off its ok i know what you were indicating? Alluding?

Yeah, if Geroge Soros is so all powerful then why isn’t HRC the president?!

You’ll notice that Winston never actually says, “I’m sorry” in that statement, but these kinds of half-hearted apologies are all you can expect from people who are used to getting away with things.

I would hope the ACLU will be on this like stink on shit.

Oh, he’ll be running for President soon, yes? We’ll remind him.

Toby also has larger hands.

Yeah except Obama isn’t an actual dictator leading a party of actual racists.

Is this the same slime golem who used his bully pulpit in Congress to launch god knows how many investigations of Hillary Clinton.

Oh, poor Chaffetz. He’s afraid of a little “bullying?” He better toughen up, primaries are coming up.

Wow. That’s actually really rubbing me the wrong way, that she’s using the crime committed against a Democrat (in a climate of hate created by republicans like Sarah Palin) as an excuse to avoid doing her job. What a piece of trash.

FUCK RUBIO. Spineless cowardly little shit, get your ass back down here in Florida and face us! You spend all your time in the senate taking a shit on our state, the least you could do is let us yell at you for a few minutes!

Jon Lovett coined it as Rubio’s new witness protection name.

Can Toby be president instead? Can we just swap them? Sure, foreign powers will still laugh at us, but at least the racism and xenophobia would be gone, and I bet Toby would be more responsible with the nuclear codes than Trump would.

Chicken shit.

Too be fair, the 7 year old is not insane.

I love it.

Donald J Trump Elementary