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Havard is the Phoenix University of the east.

Depends on what kind of job you have. Trendy hair dresser with hand tats, totally cool. Accountant who does your taxes with hand tats, not so cool.

Better than any Grammy, is being able to have massive success and give back to your community. That’s what it’s all about! Congrats Rih! I know she’s somewhere out here celebrating her birthday and to get this news as well as her 30th TOP 10 on the HOT 100 chart. And the journey is far from over...

Yeah well he has been using a black woman as a beard for a loooong time. He’s just like Milo in that regard. He is against whoever is in power at the time and just likes to coddle whoever his guest is but he has some pretty effed up views that infuriates me when I watch him and he wonders why it took so long to get

Ah yes, the job stopper.

Every time i see a picture of Rihanna wearing that top, all i can think of is “boob armour”

You are Columbus and I am America. Discover me Ramon, just discover me!

How ‘bout now? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....

You know that old trend, naming your kids after the names of accent tiles you’ve used while remodelling the guest bathrooms. Because that’s a thing, right?

I don’t know about those stereotypes but I’m Puerto Rican so I carry a switchblade and jazz dance fight.

No but I often feel as though a big plastic house has fallen on ME. I feel for the audience member(s) who ended up with an unintended lap-dancer.

Do you ever feel... Like a plastic house... Falling off a stage

#showerthought: Was a white house falling off a stage an extra level of commentary?

This is turning into theater of the mind.

At least she still has her job in the Mr. Peanut Militia (I’m an old and can’t post her inauguration outfit so you’ll have to picture it).

And if she wants, oh, I don’t know, health care for herself and her kid, food, housing, and a bit of help so she can raise the kid they forced her to have, well, they’re just moochers living off the government dole, even if she does have a job that doesn’t really pay a living wage.

Well, they are written by trolls who happened to be elected into office, so I suppose we oughtn’t be surprised.

Eastern Europeans engaging in blatant racism? SHOCKING.

Mariah Carey to reality: “I don’t know her.”

We are just a passengers on Mariah planet.