The point is a way for wedding planners to hoover more money from the wallets of gullible suckers.

It further proves one can’t buy class.

You’re impeached!

So, let’s be clear, Trump tried to pull a physical domination move on this man:

more like Justin TruDON’T YOU TRY YOUR PRIMITIVE ALPHA DOMINANCE DISPLAY ON ME YOU CRUSTY ORANGE POTATO I’LL DESTROY YOU WITH MY INTELLECT AND CHARM amirite?

And apparently, he got debriefed on the NK missile test IN THE FUCKING RESTAURANT with dozens of people within ear shot. But at least he didn’t use a private email server!

“Well, MOM, maybe you should have thought about that before naming me FuckingFiona”

And apparently, he got debriefed on the NK missile test IN THE FUCKING RESTAURANT with dozens of people within ear shot. But at least he didn’t use a private email server!

Someone wrote a letter to the editor to the New Yorker this week, asking that the magazine refrain from comparing Trump to a toddler.

Maybe hire doubles of Fox anchors, and broadcast in Trump’s TV a special edition with the orders he should give.

Studies indicate that people who swear are more honest than those who don’t. Maybe that will make your mom change her tune? (Sorry for the pun.)

Good luck here, cheating Frenchman: there is no way in hell that he’ll get more than his court costs and a symbolic euro for his trouble. France does not allow the high damages that US courts allow. What the dude here was trying to do is scare Uber into paying him off to go away for fear of bad publicity. Too bad, too…

Not even a little bit. That first tweet about how mean Nordstrom was for dropping her line didn’t come from Daddy’s phone, it came from her. She’s the one driving this whining. She’s Veruca Salt from Willy Wonka. (Her father is also Veruca Salt, in a weird twist.)

The Russian flag lapel pin is a great touch.

“I want one day without a CNN alert that doesn’t scare the hell out of me.”

She makes a perfect Bannon.

Rosie should play Trump. Doesn’t matter if she’d be good at it, you now that would get under his skin.

Oh god, the hoverpodium /dead

Haha! Look at this fucking dipshit right here.

“Obama’s wars.” Remind me, what wars did Obama start?