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A bridge too far? These days? We’ve got a guy who doesn’t to any real lengths to disavow charges he’s a Nazi whispering in the president’s ear. We’re way past the last bridge...

This might even be a bridge too far for Miller. My guess is some morning shock jock. Which one got fired for being too scummy to be a shock job, Opie or Anthony? That one.

Don’t forget this gem:

Cheney and the Kochs are too old-school... they don’t want to see the American government burned to the ground, they think they can still use it to their advantage to make fuckwads of dough as they have for decades. Trump and Bannon literally want to see society crash so they can be in power to build it the way they

Dick Cheney and the Koch Brothers oppose the Muslim ban. DICK CHENEY and the KOCH BROTHERS think something is reprehensible. I would think that would be enough to make anyone question their life choices.

It brings a smile to my face every time someone calls him Cheetolini. Thanks!

so she should fry him? cool with that too.

Trump is Scottish and German/Bavarian, not Irish. Still ok with boiling him though.

Trump’s Irish, rather than roasting, Sam Bee should boil him.

“I think that’s going to be very challenging. Does 3 Doors Down do comedy? I don’t know, maybe they do.”

You’d think a guy who imported not one but TWO wives would know something about this stuff. Apparently not.

Rephrasing...

If a fetus coverts to Islam would conservatives become pro-choice?

Also his supporters most likely are poor and never travelled outside the range a full-tank of gas from where they were born. I remember hearing trump saying he likes the uneducated. Birds of a feather and all that.

He typed “rush in”, but in his heart, he’s always thinking “Russian.”

Yeah, give it a week and he’ll have an executive order “saving babies”(banning abortion) and protecting the “religious freedom” of Christians (terrorizing gays).

Donnie thinks they’ll put on a false nose and glasses and tiptoe past the agents. You know, like in Scooby-Doo.

Remember that story (one of many in the past few days, so they’re all sort of mixing together, sadly) about a family working since 2003 to move to the US? Naturally they got turned away Saturday morning and were sent back to Qatar.

I have to wonder if it was inspired by The Hangover.

Yeah, this makes me uncomfortable. Obviously any cop who’d volunteer to do this is a good person who doesn’t deserve to get tasered. I really have to wonder if this is the sort of dying wish we should be fulfilling. I am in full support of Black Lives Matter. But I feel strange about just tasing random cops.