You should try persuading visiting foreign dignitaries that it’s the new official Presidential greeting!

I’m a dude who fully supports any nut kicking, kneeing, punching, or striking with random objects in response to your pussy having been grabbed. I’m in my fourties and I don’t understand show anyone thinks grabbing a woman by the pussy, ass, or breasts is in any way acceptable. I mean in ANY WAY. Massaging a woman’s…

He miscalculated. Obama is still president for five more days.

You are too kind. Why would you even leave him his balls in the first place?

Screw pussy, that woman has a damn lioness.

My dad mentioned to my mom one day privately that I was “busting out”. The following day The Old Bear convened a brief meeting wherein the main topic was “making boys rue the day”. He showed me several different things including my favorite the gut/nut punch combo.

I’ll throw $5 into the Jezebel Commentariat Bail Fund for you if you’ll throw $5 in for someone else when her time comes.

Apparently there was only ever a veneer of respect for fellow humans, while secretly a vast number of Americans was just dying to run around grabbing women’s crotches as they saw fit. Those of us who actually believed in treating humans as .... humans ... just weren’t in on the joke, apparently.

Unfortunately, it’s more like, “you go, security camera!!!” Because if it was just her word against his, we would not have heard a thing about this. I guess there are some upsides to Big Brother’s surveillance state.

I’m happy my dad was like if a man touches you without permission crush their balls.

Yep. We can apparently also start grabbing random conservative dudes by the nuts, because hey, we’re just joking. They should try to see the humor in it.

Like being called a racist is worse than being racist. In the immortal words of my father: It’s all coming together...I rather wish it weren’t.

Same.

He’s so lucky it wasn’t me. I’d have popped his nutsack and broken his nose. Scumbag.

They bite back and fight back! Never mess with a pissed off pussy.

Seriously, in a grabbing contest men have a significant disadvantage. Better to treat people with basic respect.

I volunteer to give him a playful pinch in his nether regions. I’m sure he’ll find it hilarious.

I’m guessing the women will now be coming out of the word work to talk about what he did to them as well. This does not sound like an isolated incident.

First man that grabs my pussy will hAve to seek medical attention in order to retrieve his balls from his throat, which is where their final resting place will be from me kicking them so hard.

Like I said on another thread; pussies bite back