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Call me naive, but how does ANY FB page have a bunch of nude pictures? FB has previously taken down the pages of mothers who show their kids in the tub (without showing any genitals). Fuck Zuckerburg for being such a hypocritical, chauvinistic prick.

And fuck him for claiming the uptick since Nov 8th, stupid trumpkins won’t bother to think that Nov through most of January was Obama administration’s time.

Ok, if aaaaanyone knows someone who has a terrific relationship with a fiery space meteor, can they just beg their meteor buddy to crash a drumpf/Pence/Ryan/McConnell meeting? And can we also invite this shady lot lizard beyotch to put her dried beef feet on the sofa at that meeting?

I have wanted to slap Chuck Todd into a bitch coma ever since Trump started running. That mofo should be kicked off the air for all of the bullshit free air he have the bloated old tangerine terror.

Oh dear , please let it be . Also make him go through all the things they dreamed up for the boss in the movie “9 to5".

Absolutely!!! And let’s ask Hollywood to start greenlighting original scripts rather than rehashed b.s.

It’s the decor equivalent to dry toast. Just as goopy herself ’s image/dry toast branding is the equivalent to syrup of ipecac.

I am soooooo sock of seeing that sack of puss, can Jezebel PLEASE substitute a picture of a cheeto instead? Some of us would like to be able to keep our meals down.

WHITE Goodman is a name that is probably in drumpf’s cabinet soon.

Sing it Sister! Evidently her dad was supposedly a crooked rich jerk like drumpf, so she just followed the bread crumbs (in this case, drops of orange tan accelerator) to her own evil jerkweed. Plus, even if she wasn’t aware of his pure evil when they met, she sure as hell has had time to drop him like a hot rock

Nice that he begs for money after the survey to defend himself against “the media’s attacks”. Pleeeeease go away you grifting orange traitor

One of my allllll time favorite movies!!

I just about screamed bloody murder when my (very honest/equally appalled) Stepdaughter told me that football players at her elite university not only get free ride scholarshipso but they also have someone “helping them” academically. As in, sleep through classes, jock boy, just make sure you are on the field Friday

Why am I wearing watermelons for shoes? Mr Furious.

How many classmates are going to refer to this kid as Golden Retriever?

And American gullibility helped anot orange tyrant steal the White House 😠

I’m in awe of her -building a cancer center plus scholarships, nice!!!!

That’s OK. The thought still cracked me up. I’m not going to post a gift of Steve Martin in screaming “Into the mud, scum queen” as he pitches a conniving, lying woman into a mud hole. Ps- doesn’t she look like a cross between a lot lizard and Janice from the Muppets band?

I just got extremely depressed reading VP’s tweets that are 99% “let’s take rights away from women”. Because the babies that are born need nothing, as evidencedid by a recent GOP bill to slash fed funds for school lunches. This is a bad time to have a uterus.

One of the only survivors of the impending nuclear shitfest-a cockroach.