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Step right up and see the incredible snake faced ho!

Well, she can still sell lube....

And I keep beseeching the spirits of various bad asses to haunt drumpf and scare his fat stupid ass out of the White House. So pardon me for praying thay my husband’s dear departed grandpa ( a badass who used to enjoy kicking over the crosses when he busted kkk rallies as a deputy) would rap old drumpf upside the

Yes, I read this on both Twitter and Bustle.com. Reports of “resounding boos” aimed at the Vice villain cheered me right up. Methinks he needs a ghastly nickname thst will go viral and stick to his ass for good.

If i didnt work at home I would have botten my tongue off 7865489 times by now.

It felt like the election all over again. Rotten douchebag drumpfelthinskin supporter was way behind and sure to lose, then pulled a win out of his ass at the last moment. At least putz Pence got roundly booed there.

There will eventually be a loophole. Certain meds are expensive here but can be manufactured in India then exported much  cheaper. That is what drumpf and his rich prick buds won’t tolerate, but people will find ways to get around this dickery.

Let me guess, drumpf will tax the living hell out of any foreign companies that could potentially make this much cheaper. Becuz ‘merica!!! Land of bigly overdoses.

That bird must have inspired the freshman legislator from Winter Park FL , Stephanie Murphy, to write her new bill that would stop Bannon from being appointed to the NSC. So far 50 co-sponsors of this bill. Source=Orlando Sentinel.

You are setting the bar too high for their skill level and ability to care. Swabbing toilets at a truck stop for Ryan and a miserable assembly line job involving rancid meat for McConjob.

Mr Burns is the only answer

Change.org now has a petition to stop Disney from allowing herr drumpf’s animatronic figure to speak in the Hall of Presidents attraction. I signed since this is in the oark that is most popular with small children. They dont need to have a racist dictator blabbing at them in what is supposed to be a fun/educational

Hold our earrings, its not gonna be pretty

Not really. Cher had witty retorts and at least she had singing (and later, acting) as talents. K-ho has NO discernible talent except fame-whoring. Seriously,Jezebel, let’s do away with the constant attention to this shitpile of a family.

How quaint, a whore in the White House, married to the grifter in chief. Am I the only one who beseaches the ghost of Lincoln to scare the fuck out of drumpf nightly, thus hadtening his slip into “I didnt wanna do that anyway. Sad oval office” post impeachment tweet.

Is this real? Where was this filmed and when? I have no doubt that this is how drumpf “toured” Moscow, too bad this wasnt verified anf slathered all over the religious right press.

Bannon, Drumpf, anyone associated with them.

All the better for the quick road to impeachment town.

No. Just a whore. Like Kellyanne Conjob’s ethics (proping up the same vile cretin she denounced earlier in the campaign for cash).

I had been debating whether to distance myself from a former classmate on FB. I vot my answer the day after the orange turd was sworn in-she posted a meme with a crying bratty looking kid that said something to the effect of “get over it you lost, quit crying libtards”. Before I unfreinded her I wrote a quick reply