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Marathon gas stations are owned by a Findlay Ohio company, but im not sure if they are completely unaffiliated with assholes.

I’m not one to arbitrarily email and call my Congress and Senate reps, but sure as hell did today. How fucking dare this pos wanna be Hitler waste all of our money for what amounts to him placating his ego. This is incredibly futile (hello, tunnels/boats and planes), a fiscal nightmare for generations to come and will

Im listening to Alec Baldwin’s podcast called “Here’s the thing” on Iheart radio app. Great interview with Debbie Reynolds, and we know drumpf hates Alec. Althugh I do think you should consume mass quantities of anything that gives you the ability to make a big vile stench cloud if gas, and just smile for the rest of

Cant wait for the number of people (paid and also those bereft of brains or morals) at his bs innauguration vs the huge numbers who march tomorrow. Bwahaha!!!

I wish Jackie O woukd rise from the grave and bitch slap her while calling her a sad poseur.

Take one trashy liar who resembles a lot lizard, drape them in “Fuckin A usa” couture designed by woozy monkeys, let it loose.....

Yes, but then why do they keep bringing up the yuuuge crowds at drumpf rallies. Contradictory, methinks. But they dont think. Hence cheetolini.

So sorry about the baby/the madness.

Why is Melania walking like a robot/fembot? Did the church roof fall in on drumpf for being evil incarnate? Why does he look like hes shitting his pants (notice the grunt expression)? Id it bevause he finally gets thst he is a senile unqualified troll who has no aptitude for this responsibility?

And when it finally sinks into their puny brains that he is an absolute tyrant asshole (and their discarded toenail clippings have more walking sense)- will they admitthat they were FLAMINGLY WRONG? Sadly methinks not.

Add all of us snowflakes together= avalanche.

And yet when they are confronted with factual evidence of his lies/ heinous acts, they will act like a turtle popping back into their shell, whining “librul media lies”.

I keep wanting to show my conservative relatives a picture of Melania by the damn gold elevator with the gold baby carriage and say “Umm, it didnt end well for Marie Antoinette. She married a gold worshipping doofus who unexpectedly got into power that wasnt qualified “.

Ditto-And why did having a bubble butt seem like the woooorst back then for a pasty skinny chick like my teen self?

Oh what i would give to be able to see a marathon of Alec Baldwin movies on Friday. Bwahahaha!!

Omg how did you capture my Maine Coon cat going off to battle a lizard that got into his Momma’s house? My fierce defender would use his razor claws to nueter that old perv for me, Im sure.

Im sure that this old pervwad has been groping for ages. May fate assign him a female judge who he had previously angered-He wont mind being grabbed repeatedly during a quick jail term will he?

Less reporters within his space, less chance they can hear him pimping our country to Putin. Please God ley him get impeached asap AND tried & imprisoned for life on treason charges. And then snake faced Melania wil shack up with Putin.

Im working but leaving my tv on with Hbo on all day

The only way I would go near this shirt is if it said that I DON’T like pumpkin spice. Just to clarify that this shirt is ridiculous.