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WTF is this?

The guy driving the white SUV was definitely in the wrong and driving recklessly. THAT SAID....the SUV’s turn signal was on, he had dropped speed, and there appeared to be at least 15-20 ft between the white SUV and the dark colored SUV. The dark colored SUV hit the white SUV at speed and I did not see any dipping of

This tattoo is insane...

From the bottom of my heart, fuck you first 10 minutes of “UP.” Thank you for taking my soul on a guided tour of heartache, loss, and survivor’s guilt in the same amount of time it takes me to heat up cold pizza. I’m single and I’m still terrified of losing my wife...WHAT THE LITERAL FUCK?!?

I perused the Texas code and they use the “aggravated assault” terminology rather than A&B. Here’s the TX definition of deadly weapon...

Current criminal prosecutor here.I concur with Ltd783. In my current jurisdiction, this might amount of third degree aggravated assault. However, after perusing the Penal Code of Texas, it looks like this would be simple assault as a misdemeanor under the TX code. IF any member of the coaching staff directed the kids

The older she gets, the hotter she gets.

How the hell does this guy look like this? He looked like this 25 years ago when I thought his songs were funny and the word “butt” was hilarious regardless of the circumstances. Will someone please dissect him and learn his secrets so we can all become immortal?

I hate this so much because it’s fantastic! +1

I gotta say figjam...I’m not busting your balls or anything....but noraannemarie is right. Huckabee isn’t a fringe Republican when he speaks on this issue. I grew up in the red south and I can tell you that Huckabee represents the mindset of a majority of the conservatives in that area. Just sayin’.

Huckabee’s assumption that women who have abortions will utlimately regret them is total crap. Through my work I’ve known multiple women who have had abortions and I have a friend who has had an abortion. NONE of them regret the decision to have the abortion. Due to the circumstances of the pregnancy or the

Fuck. That. Shit.

The Olympics will always be a great worldwide sporting event. Unfortunately, the awarding of the Olympics has become a complete farce. The IOC is as corrupt as FIFA.

Is there a possibility that the duck will rape me if I’m knocked out?

The attorney representing the couple will take about 33 percent of the damages, IF this case is upheld on appeal. Which it probably won’t be. Not saying that I agree with that, but the first amendment and the hobby lobby decision are going to push this in favor of the bakery owner.

Andrea Farrington was 20 years old. She worked at the Iowa Children’s Museum. She loved children. She was planning on going back to school and possibly studying psychology.

OH FUCKING FINALLY!!! DAMN YOU BETHESDA! I LOVE YOU BETHESDA!!!

I had the great fortune to work as an extra on a pseudo action/drama starring James Gandolfini. It was by no means a big budget movie, but the whole thing was FASCINATING. There were times when I couldn’t tell the real set from the foamcore stuff. The practical effects guys, carpenters, and pyrotechnic people were

There is almost no chance that I will see this technology at work in my lifetime, but I feel like these experiments and this practical (ish) application of a theoretical technology is the tip of a very large and game changing scientific iceberg for our little tribe here on earth. It’s very exciting.