that was gold.

I missed all the penis in this movie and now im pissed about it.

Brought my Fiance ... he loved it ... i loved it.

why can i not understand the headline... i've literally read it 8 times

Why can't the "cool girl" be the one who ends up being herself, i meannnnnn cliche but whatevs...

no no, remember as a woman you ALWAYS need to be with a man for protection from neck slashings, or else you're asking for it.

the cats outta the bag on this one...he's done fur.

Well there's the campfire story, best friends brother story, when I was a sleep away camp counselor story with the hot other counselor, and pretty much every other weekend in college.. where do I even begin. ( now i'm all tame and engaged so these years are long gone)

Ugh well I've been drinking wine soooo might as well... the sad thing is I don't know which one of these to pick... So we will go with this: I was on Break from college and I was feeling a bit frisky, so luckily there was a facebook message waiting for me after a long day at work. It was from someone I wasn't friends…

You win all the dollars...

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT CHEERIOS!

I too have a degree in the womyns's studies and after discovering Jezebel I see how much I would love to be a part of the writing team. It's nice to see how appreciative and genuinely happy you were at Jez... Onward to new adventures!

meh you can tell shes kidding with him... same sense of humor as I have.

oh Jen how I love you, ever since the Alias years you never seem to disappoint.

ahhh the wise tomatoface....

why the hell am I crying right now? .... Thanks Obama.

you win at jezebel.

welp no kids for me... noppeeeee

Go fuck yourself Texas.... Southern hospitality at it's finest.

all the feels...that's the mom I'll be if I have a gay child. Your mom is the coolest.