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Yeah. No.

1. Memorabilia

Since when is an effective strategy a “dick move”?

Wow, that interior is fugly.

I’m self-employed and my partner is an author in addition to being a professor, so our tax situation isn’t the simplest. We have hired a tax accountant three times. Every single time, I found mistakes the accountant made that either cost us money or would’ve caused trouble with the IRS.

Wait. People still have/watch cable?

Meh.

The photos appear to be conventional 35 mm film photography...

How old is your Odyssey? We have a 2013, and it’s decently fast (for a minivan) and can be driven hard (with a little effort and forethought). In fact, the only time it gets pissed is when I putter around town at 25mph. For some reason the transmission can’t decide which freaking gear to be in at that speed. Drives me

Never. Been self-employed for most of my adult life. Every time I hired a “tax professional”, they either messed up my return or missed easy, standard deductions.

Just out of curiosity, I added up how much I invested in Lego last year. I will never make that mistake again. Now, receipts get shredded immediately.

“Your kid’s Legos”

Father of twins here. You’re absolutely fine in the GTI, especially if it’s a four-door. When our twins were born, our only car was a Honda Element. Ever try to load two kids into rear-facing seats through suicide half-doors? When they got too heavy to straight-arm, we loaded them through the hatch in the back. And

I hear you.

It’s *soap*. It costs like $.99 a bar—a lot less if you buy it in bulk. Live a little. Grab a new bar and toss that nasty, slimy, curly hair encrusted dross.