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I will defeat you right into my pants
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Please do! My eye area is the achilles heel of my face.

SHEIKHS! TRUCK DRIVERS! CANADIAN MOUNTIES! THE GUY WHO DRESSES IN A CHIP COSTUME AS ONE HALF OF CHIP N DALE AT DISNEY LAND!

SHEIKHS! BOND VILLAINS! ASSISTANT MANAGERS AT A BOSTON MARKET!

SHEIKHS! AYATOLLAHS! IMAMS! JAFAR FROM ALADDIN! PEDOPHILES FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD! THEY WERE ALL INTERESTED IN THIS UNDERAGE GIRL!

“Here’s Doug Hutchinson talking about being a gross pedophile”

6 girls planned to beat the shit out of their classmate. This wasn’t a sad accident. This was murder.

How about it’s none of the things you claim, and still one of the best and most entertaining shows ever produced for television?

A world where Kristen Stewart is supposedly the fairest of them all is not a world I want to visit.

Someone is going to say “yes this happens” just to con me into sitting through the entire movie.

Hansel: “You’re pretty handy with an axe. Ever think of using a hammer?"

Randilyn, I want to hire you to walk around and write (speak?) captions about my every day life.

A world where Kristen Stewart is supposedly the fairest of them all is not a world I want to visit.

On a related note, “gone M.I.A.” is starting to mean went “fucking nuts”. One step before you go “Full Badu”.

How can they be your favorite when there is that Jennifer Lawrence and Lil Wayne rumor that I am starting right this minute?

They are Stupid Gossip Royalty. When they die, they will go to Stupid Gossip Heaven, and frolic with Jennifer Aniston’s 29 babies, while Brad and Angelina bicker on the brink of divorce, in the background.

Awww, no problem! It’s fun for me :)

Goddammit!!!! I don’t care for the cake frosting smell at all. WHY IS EVERYONE DOING THIS????

I read that as pot sticker and was very confused.

Most plants should be just fine being checked on every other day. Tender greens (butter leaf lettuces, etc.) would wilt if it was especially hot, but the vast majority of plants do better with less frequent, deeper waterings. Seedling do need more attention as their roots are shallower and less established, but once

Unfortunately, I won’t have them for a few weeks, but I will definitely follow up. In the meantime, I got a couple of masks of pur-lisse sheet masks from ipsy, which I’m going to try this weekend. I have to say that I’m loving my ipsy subscription so far; almost everything I get I can use.