I’m getting a lot of use out of this image lately. I really need to figure out who to credit it to.

I swear, not all of us enlisted are as dumb as this guy. Some of us understand the oaths that we took.

Stolen from somewhere else, but relevant.

My wife volunteered to DD since I was DD last time...?

I convinced my wife to drive me to Taco Bell after bar hopping just so I could try it.

Guns and anger are always a bad mix. If you mean buy guns and be prepared for the worst, then I’m with you.

Why create an account just to harass people? That’s pretty...well, sad.

It’s like Highlander, but with rules.

The interpreters I worked with in Afghanistan put their lives on the line to further US interests.

https://chrome.google.com/webstore/search/word%20replacer%20II?hl=en

Dale Lennox:

You. I like you.

For some reason, if the xbox can’t interpret a voice command, it seems to default to, “Oh, hellz yeah! Let’s snap!” At least, that’s what happens on my console.

This is a bit confusing. Did the father and child drive up with the person in the rear passenger seat, or did the suspect get in after the child was dropped off, shoot, then run away?

Gigli can NEVER be forgiven...

Temporarily embarrassed millionaires.

The two key problems are:

Trump legitimately shows signs of narcissistic personality disorder. Via Mayo Clinic, he checks off literally all the criteria:

Please enjoy the band as the ship continues to sink...

And that is why i’m set up with monthly donations to the ACLU.