If Vaughn was really a libertarian he’d accept the free market’s verdict on whether people give a shit what the star of The Internship, The Watch and Delivery Man thinks.

Are there non-substitute Japanese teachers? I remember my high school having no Japanese program to speak of because the only people who ever took it were like 5 weeaboos.

READING IS FOR BETA MALES BRAH.

Ironically, you don’t know what “ironically” means and also you can’t read.

Rand Paul wasn’t running for anything in ‘08.

I’ve learned that as a progressive I am also apparently a huge fan of Roman Polanski and Woody Allen, and therefore an even bigger hypocrite.

Santorum is ridiculous and should be mocked but also here he is waxing nostalgic about women having to get abortions from people who didn’t know what they were doing.

Most of those never went on to perp horrible things

Basically anything I wouldn’t be better served staying in and renting.

I hope I’m still alive when they run out of their old movies to film cosplay versions of and they start making originals again.

The idea of Wilson being 35 being some sort of scandal is ridiculous. The buried lede here is that she looks fucking amazing for 35 (not that 35’s ancient but her signature role involves her passing for mid-20s).

Even pageant moms don’t want to remember “Jack” exists, apparently.

Well, same with Sulkowicz and Jackie. This was never about the rights of the accused; if it was, they wouldn’t be convicting the women of lying absent proof.

Sulkowicz, as a private citizen, is obviously the bigger victim here, but just for the sake of clarification, is there any evidence Dunham lied about being raped beyond her changing the name of the rapist? Her name appears to have replaced “DUKE LACROSSE!!!!!!” as the thing Neckbeardia screams in response to any and…

When I was in j-school, I covered a screening of To Kill a Mockingbird at my college that was introduced by Mary Badham, who played Scout. I recorded her remarks and took notes, and I’d been in the front row for sound-quality purposes. As soon as she was done talking, she came over to me and berated me for recording…

That wasn’t a “jump” so much as a “joke.” Because people older than Tubman are on the 5 and the 1, you see.

So her argument is that Tubman’s not contemporary enough for currency? I guess this is what happens when you’re too rich to ever look at ones or fives.

and I can’t speak.

I guess now that she has a Tumblr it was only a matter of time before Swift checked out the “noir AU” tag.

This is very exciting. Hope she addresses Mrs. Boourner’s least favorite thing about plus-size clothing, the assumption that all big girls are tall with huge tits.