“I believe 50 women” is not a “snap judgment.”

So is Not Archie Bunker there trying for the “guy at the bus stop who asks teenage girls if they’ve gotten their period yet” look or what?

It’s a real victory for gender equality that the press is now trying to manufacture bullshit drama between male artists too.

Watch Trevor Noah bitch about apartheid as though that’s anywhere near as oppressive as college students not thinking you’re funny.

I just can’t bring myself to treat anyone whose day is ruined by the absence of Dukes of Hazzard reruns as a serious adult.

[Mayor Quimby voice] It can be two things.

we are not talking about what it is like to be autistic

Is there a single non-autistic person who doesn’t claim to have worked with autistic kids, usually in service of telling actual autistic people to shut the fuck up?

You know, I thought he was miscast as Count Olaf, but now here he is trying to get children killed.

This is why conservative humor never, ever works: because it’s always something like this, where for the joke to land, you have to think the concept of someone having the capacity for guilt is hilarious.

Yeah, you’re right, I’m sure I imagined the numerous cases of parents murdering their autistic kids and the media expressing sympathy for them. Me am develipmently disaybled so sumtiems brane work bad. Good thing me have u for be smrt.

Jeepers, MORE abled people are here to explain my disability at me! What did I ever do to get so lucky?

In that case, someone should probably explain “empathy” to you.

You can see Trump actively regressing over the course of the tweet. It’s like some bug was getting closer to his brain as he typed. FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m autistic so the amount I don’t need you explaining my “generally bad disorder” at me can’t be measured by science.

Fuck off with your ablesplaining, mmkay?

“Get it? I don’t REALLY feel this way, I just enjoy upsetting people, LOL.”

The vast amount of parents who have murdered their autistic kids would certainly indicate as much.

You know, I don’t think there is absolutely no context in which a rape scene in fiction is out of line, but I wonder if pop culture was full of scenes of people taking a shit apropos of nothing if the same people would be going “That’s how the world IS, you stupid SJWs, sorry if that “”””triggers”””” you LMAO.”

Where do you live that disabled people are “sacred cows?”