“I could have called them a word I’m not even familiar with. How? Who knows, I’m a principal in Georgia, not an educator.”

I paid this guy’s rent for two years I’ll never get back.

No, it wasn’t, sorry if I wasn’t clear. Although I wouldn’t be surprised at all if the party is just going full-bore racist a la UKIP by 2020 or so.

“You mean... I got four faces?”

That sound you hear is Marco Rubio quietly cancelling their campaign appearance together.

If so, he certainly had reason to believe there was an imminent threat.

This guy is a minor Elmore Leonard villain, I swear to God.

That doesn’t negate the fact that he WAS harassed, does it?

I am not “making fun of the victim.” It comes straight from Whedon that harassment from feminists didn’t force him off Twitter, which is what the parenthetical “actually didn’t” in that quote refers to.

Oh man, you are REALLY giving it to your hallucination of me.

Fuck on rye. So as determined as people are to believe that I said Joss Whedon deserved to get harassed/no one should care about it, actually reading my post would reveal that I said absolutely nothing like that. What I said—not that the people with an axe to grind will pay any attention—was that harassment of Whedon…

Sick burn, bro. You sure got that imaginary version of me who said everything in your post. Can you go after Littlefinger next while you’re kicking fictional characters’ asses? I hate that guy.

The difference is that when it happened/happens to women, nobody gave a shit but feminists. When it (appeared to, but actually didn’t) happen to Joss Whedon, it was presented in the mainstream as some major indictment of feminism.

Here, you dropped this.

Back when the general consensus was that meanie feminists forced Joss Whedon off Twitter with their witchery, I remember being really pissed off because no one ever acts like women being hateswarmed on Twitter means the Internet needs to go to its room and think about what it’s done. Hell, Cecily Strong deleted her…

At the risk of endorsing the competition, I got my second pitch approved by The Mary Sue, set to run Thursday; I’m really excited.

He can star in my script treatment for the even edgier “Frank Miller’s Hamburglar.”

Franco will be DAMNED if he lets the Sexy Hamburglar be the most inexplicable McDonald’s-related thing that happens this week.

You asked for an example, I gave you one.

His immediate reaction to Whedon deleting his account was to insist that a “liberal/progressive version of the Tea Party” had bullied him off.