NOW how will I find out which gear was the Top Gear?!

Insufferable: An M. Night Shyamalan Film.

I saw a bit of this after Satan called Fred Phelps home. Because George Takei said you shouldn't be glad someone's dead, every capital-A ally felt liberated to scold any queer person who was feeling less forgiving.

Black girl specifically. Let's not overlook how much earlier in life black girls are seen as sexual beings, statistically.

Crap, I was gonna make a joke about how they should call the campaign "We Shall Overshare."

Ha, Mr. Pink's name is "Sara Bartlett?" No wonder he used an alias.

What did I claim to know?

The OITNB fandom's treatment of Suzanne in general always really, really rubs me the wrong way; her appeal to them seems to have a lot to do with her amusing them, and not how deeply realized and nuanced she is as a character. I see GIFs of the scene with her talking about wanting to work with mentally ill children a…

Great, now let's stop calling her "Crazy Eyes" while we're on the subject.

To be fair, anyone who would have bought this book is going to end up murdering their child anyway.

Super-affected gym-rat lady: Do you ever straighten your hair?

Mrs. Boourner has very curly hair and she also credits Broad City from a few weeks ago for her new response to people who ask if she ever straightens it.

Exclusive set pictures:

First rule of Grudgingly Putting a Big Girl on the Cover of Your Magazine Club: her body ends at the clavicle.

For a minute there it was like Chalky White was back.

"Featuring an original song written for the film, 'I Don't Like Labels.'"

So sick of the librul media promoting the myth of women existing.

You think these guys are ever jealous they can't just say "Jews" like their grandparents did? It'd probably save them a lot of time.

Further proof that there is no bigger misandrist than a misogynist.