#YesAllFrats

Nah, I think the perfect ironic hell is realizing, in the last moments before their death from natural causes, that they were never important enough for anyone to come for them. Certainly puts a smile on my face imagining that happening to, say, Alex Jones.

...FOR ME TO POOP ON.

I'm starring and replying because your last line makes me sad. Also I can't believe I left out Zoe Bell.

"Chad" being a stereotypical douchebag's name.

<i>I'd love to see the two of them destroy each other for the title of Biggest Douchebag.</i>

I knew "The Super Bowl with Jim Lehrer" was a bad idea.

"Actually, it's about ethics in mockery."

"Haha, you BELIEVE things, NERRRRRRRRRRD."

I think he's scarier in some ways; McCarthy's downfall was that he was so thoroughly unlikeable he lost his ideological compatriots. Everything Cruz says is tailored to appeal to those people even if it alienates or confuses everyone else.

That's not being "conflicted," that's just "having so little in the way of actual principles you'll support abhorrent ideas based on who they upset."

God, there are plenty of people on the right just as bad or worse as Cruz ideologically, but I don't think any of them are as repulsive in every aspect as he is. No one else has that constant simpering jerks-off-in-a-mirror expression or that "I'm so taken with my own cleverness I can barely form a sentence" delivery.…

Hasn't Neeson himself said his action-hero phase is largely the result of him taking any role he was offered to distract himself after Richardson's death?

Let's just get Peter Jackson and Elisabeth Moss' character from Top of the Lake in on this and every famous person from New Zealand will be involved.

Let's go to the mall, everyone!

That girl is a problem.

Wait. Wait. Wait wait wait.

"I voted for Obama" is the new "I was a liberal before 9/11," by which I mean no one who uses it as an excuse is ever telling the truth.

I'm reminded of Louis CK's bit about a friend saying his girlfriend "got her feelings hurt" when he'd hurt her feelings.

Slate had a really good explainer about how sex trafficking became a Christian right cause, although stuff like this makes me think the article might be a little naive as to how benign their interest in it is.