White people use "rap" and "gangster rap" interchangeably too, despite the fact that a) Waka Flocka Flame is not gangster rap by any stretch of the imagination and b) "gangster rap" hasn't really been a major subgenre in about 15 years.

Where have you gone, Django? A nation turns its lonely eyes to you.

No actual recovering ego addict would ever use the phrase "recovering ego addict."

"Intersectionalism is cunt-rammin' AWESOME."

Further proof Jared Leto just isn't likeable enough to pull off a sadistic mass murderer.

Of course. Ain't no Jew-peens allowed in South Cackalacky, boy.

Benedict Cumberbatch and Taylor Swift's silence speaks volumes.

It's about time my "weasel riding woodpecker" Google Alert returned something other than porn.

"When I get up on the cross after I get caught using racial slurs, I'm gonna look like THIS!"

This is what happens when your company's entire marketing strategy is reminding people of a movie you released over a year ago and you still rake it in.

Homeboy clearly isn't on Facebook because this is pretty much all everyone's uncle ever talks about.

I've irrationally disliked her ever since I saw like five minutes of her discussing the release of the fifth Harry Potter book when I was 13 and she said Hermione clearly wasn't going to die because she and Harry had to get together, so I'm glad it turns out that dislike was secretly rational all along.

Joan Rivers is still there in spirit, I see.

Little old for him, isn't she?

If it's a legitimate re-write.

Homeowner: Help, police, someone's breaking into my house.

"Nonsense... this is an election year."

Justified's current season has me terrified of Mary Steenburgen in any context.

I have no love for her but I'm really glad Bob's sexist "I didn't do nuthin', it was all her on accounta women be shopping" gambit didn't work.

So not the point but was there any indication where "Uncle Clyde" was a literal uncle or a mom's-boyfriend "uncle"? I was just curious because I can see Tyson feeling like it's her responsibility to deal with the problem in the latter case.