Label the cocaine "debt" and it doubles as a Pulitzer-prize winning editorial cartoon.

Warning: It's really, really gross.

His simian rage about this tells me it's probably right-on, but I'm not sure this is going to hurt him if him being a sexual predator didn't.

Surely she has access to men who DON'T look like pieces of cheese in human form?

I don't want to blow his mind but I'm having trouble thinking of a non-racist way to think of "anti-colonialist" as an insult.

You know, seven years ago I really wouldn't have believed you if you told me he would find a more embarrassing way to keep himself in the news than name-dropping 9/11 like it was his cousin who's on TV.

I keep hearing about the GOP's bold new ideas and deep bench but all I see is a guy who hasn't won an election in two decades saying someone he doesn't like hates America. Maybe I skipped a step.

I love the tacit admission that the "American Sniper" love-fest has nothing to do with quality.

I don't want to be the kind of person who briefly thought David Spade was Gary Oldman.

"What'd you do? Screw up like the Beatles and say you were bigger than Jesus?"
"Oh, all the time. It was the title of our second album."

"There may still be gender imbalances in the world of books, but very strong numbers of women are writing, editing, publishing and reviewing novels."

That's funny, I've never heard of a Lana at our skule.

Oh come on, Banks only killed like 10 kulaks.

Can there be like an Iggy Azalea-hating clinic so there can be a wider field of people who talk shit about her but also aren't completely awful themselves?

And they say Ivy League graduates can't be regular people.

Hey remember when this guy also said that the government had no right to keep him from killing his own dog for fun? (http://crooksandliars.com/2008/02/29/jon…) He seems nice.

Nope, per NBC the threshold is double digits.

Well, at least now the Kenneth the Page jokes are easier.