See I read it that Jesus will direct. “I am the way, the light, and the truth. But what I really want to do...”

Just really quite a headline there. DiCaprio as both Sinatra and Garfield in a movie directed by Jesus? I mean, don’t get me wrong, I’m there opening night. I just better get what I’m expecting.

You, um, know that’s real dumb right?  

Yes. It’s great. A great idea for a movie and really well-executed. It’s a shame a lot of the rhetoric around it has been shaped by backlash, people just really, really invested in telling you how much smarter they were than everyone else 25 years ago. Tune that out. Just appreciate an interesting, riveting film about…

Sorry, why does Peter Jackson get credit for Now and Then? I appreciate he was involved in the tech, but Giles Martin produced the thing.

Just see how you do Buttsoup.

It’s not remotely sad and it will come for you too.  

My poor Nordberg!  

May I make a suggestion?

You did!  Its sweeter, better, and more consistent than The Office, even if if takes a bit to find its footing.  

Yeah, but Brendanowicz was such a drag on the show by the time he left.  Would have been nicer to the actor true, but as a viewer I was frankly glad to have him gone.  

I like that it’s a specific story instead of a standard biopic check list of life events. I like the casting. I like that this might counter cultural backlash against an artist who doesn’t particularly deserve it. Anyway, it sounds better than A Complete Unknown, which is increasingly gathering Walk the Line vibes: pre…

Lightning in a bottle. There will be good and great shows but Parks and Rec will never happen again. There was no real cut off point, but Season 3 is TV nirvana.  

Pizza?  Never heard of it!  

Big Sky shares recipe for “I am not a the planet Jupiter!” as they fail their spycraft class in wheat germ school! Casper Whistleblower screams, “Dandelions! Babushkas!”

Just to say, going with the idea that Austin Butler was still playing Elvis improved the viewing experience a lot for me.  

Yeah, that brief glimpse of a healthy, productive lifestyle was enticing.  Oh well...

It’s well-established that maintaining extremely high expectations for Bad Boys sequels is the key to human happiness. Let’s do this!

Also, much as he was a standby at the time, if you’re going to cast a highly depressed woman with a penchant for gruesome self-mutilation, I don’t think Lorenzo Music is a great choice.

The Smile has been such a satisfying placeholder that I’m starting to become OK with the idea that the creative energy that made Radiohead Radiohead has now evolved into that.