It was always gonna be between those two, they both knew it, and are gonna work together.

How films can win all the best “execution” awards and not win best picture baffles me. “Everything about its production was the best but it’s not as good as this film about pedophiles that had nothing else worthy of winning.”

I almost flagged you for spam due to Poe’s Law and your convincing formatting.

I always knew you were kinda dumb, but I never knew you were this dumb.

So you’ve got precisely dick as evidence to support your idiotic statement.

Not really, but maybe don’t show up to a politics blog and complain about the writing about politics.

With the advent of cars and public transportation, it’s quite easy to travel to a protest from “out of town.”

1) Cite your sources.

2) If if that’s true what does being from out of town prove? That people from smaller cities and towns would often rather join up with their big city counterparts and protest where the money and influence is than start a smaller protest in their own towns? That people who are motivated to drive…

There are lots of rich Jews. Hell, there are even a fair number of rich, liberal Jews. How the hell did they end up so fixated on Soros? Did he run over Rupert Murdoch’s dog 15 years ago?

I was at a Hillary rally during the campaign, and a guy from TIME magazine asked the college student next to me whether he would answer a few questions.

To be fair Costner wanted to sprout CGI angel wings as a bright light shone directly above his head after that line, but Theo said that was going too far.

Devos’ history textbooks will teach our kids that Tyler Durden freed the slaves diligent laborers, and we all lived happily ever after.

I have to ask: was he calling your friend or Casey the moron? Cause honestly, I would believe both.

How do I star this ninety times

See also: Brad Pitt, 12 Years a Slave

An old friend of mine was/is a TSA agent at Logan airport and told me this:

On the outside we’re different, but, like, we all pee yellow, man. Well, except Erik, but he has porphyria, so he doesn’t count.

“By the way, there’s a scene in this movie where Kevin Costner takes a crowbar to the ‘Whites Only’ bathroom sign and says, ‘At NASA, we all pee the same color.’ I can guarantee you A) That never happened, and B) Costner demanded that part be included to give himself a heroic anti-racism moment.”