As soon as Lupita can find a director who is willing to shoehorn, er, I mean, cast, in all his movies as the most beautiful amazing coveted woman in all the world, in the secret desperate hope that if he does it enough times and she wins enough awards she might actually fuck him one day, then glory can also be hers.

I still don’t get why they don’t include birdsrightactivist in the tweet beat. “NO DONT GRABBER ME I NOT A PRIZE REWARD” could accurately describe many moments in my life.

She’s a cool girl

She was good in Winter’s Bone. If she was bound to win an Oscar, out of all of her performances, that should have been the Oscar win (but I think she was up against Natalie Portman in Black Swan that year). I know she got praised for “taking on a mature role well beyond her years” in SLPB, but I don’t think she…

Since I was “dismissed”, I will just post this here.

Correction. A small group of white women are getting roles. Because, Christ Almighty, how many roles are going to Jennifer Lawrence, alone? Come on, Jen, there are a ton of actresses waiting tables who would love for you to throw a bone at them.

J. Law was really good in Winter’s Bone.

I’m really looking forward to the new study that confirms that water is wet.

Had to look up ‘Weinstein’s girls.’

Ew.

I’m a hetero white dude. I don’t need to see people who look like me, or are anything like me, to enjoy a TV show or movie. I don’t understand people who do. Heck, one of my favorite films is “Spirited Away” which has a little Japanese girl as a protagonist. That’s about as far away from my personal experience as you…

..but they still got 90% of the dialogue! Am I right, fellas?...fellas?

White women = Jennifer Lawrence

Women in speaking roles totaled 33 percent.

Confession: In 2008 I owned and often wore a pair of these PJs.

Man, I wish “The Secrets of Making Love to the Same Person Forever” was available on DVD. I would be giving it as a wedding gift this weekend.

Habitat for Huge Manatees.

In Mother Russia - you comfort the truck.

Comfort is Russian.