It was probably more like, “Bey! Airbnb paid me $2million to namecheck them on Instagram! You should get up on that.”

Oy...

That Adams quote reminds me of something that happened late in my marriage. I forget what nasty thing he’d said to me but I said, “You know, I don’t think you think about me half as much as I think about you.” I wasn’t normally given to dramatic statements but there had been a lot of stuff pointing in this direction.

I’ve been flying numerous international flights every year for probably 10 years now and have never had to do this anywhere.

Premature detonation........yoooo know what I mean......

“Correction: This article originally identified the airline in question as Turkish Airlines. The suicide bomber had originally booked a Turkish Airlines ticket but that flight was canceled and he boarded a Daallo Airlines flight. Gizmodo regrets the error.”

Likely he was dead before he was pushed through the hole in the plane, but I like to imagine him looking at the plane as he was falling and going...

If hipsters have a good reason to use typewriters on airplanes now, the terrorists have won.

TL;DR: Rob Liefeld created scribbled a Wolverine/Deathstroke rip-off on a napkin in the early 90s, and everything you know about the character, everything that made him big, was filled in by others. That is to say, obnoxious Reddit humor.

Oh, that’s just great. Now the TSA will want to ban laptops, or start making you turn them on at the airport, or transport them in special bomb-proof containers, or probably all three. Thanks, Somalia.

Some believe that the terrorist act was connected to an Islamic group known as al-Shabaab.

Love that he's the only one who died. More terrorists should aspire to his example.

Does ISIS have a JV team? Surely, this guy was a benchwaremer on that team.

There are versions of this speckled throughout the endurance world, even without the excuse of raising money for charity. Sometimes it’s running, sometimes it’s on a bike. Sometimes it’s donuts, sometimes it’s beer. Endurance athletes like pain and pushing their limits, and sometimes things get... weird.

Krispy Kreme Challenge requires participants to dine on a dozen donuts during a 5-mile race

There is no number of dead children that will change anything. Sandy Hook proved that.

I feel bad for the kids. And for the doctors and nurses who treated the girl but could not save her.

I'd buy that bumper sticker.

SO MANY RESPONSIBLE GUN OWNERS EXERCISING THEIR SECOND AMENDMENT RIGHTS TO BE NEGLIGENT WITH THEIR WEAPONS AND KILL CHILDREN. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.

How many times does this have to happen? Is there some sort of acceptable number of dead children that I don't know about? I feel awful for everyone involved.