The later seasons have definitely not been as strong as the first few, but I keep watching because I know how good it CAN be, if that makes sense. Also, as a litigator, it is one of the few shows that (at least in the early seasons) didn’t make me want to throw things at the TV. The courtroom scenes were pretty…

Dear FOX News, et al...

2016: Bill Clinton discovers internet trolls....

It’s definitely the right time. I’ve been so bored with this season I only watch it out of obligation.

“Women People who have gone online to defend Hillary and explain – just explain why they supported her – have been subject to attacks that are literally too profane, often—not to mention sexist—to repeat,”

But. I have never used this and now I know it exists and it’s going away and I’m mourning something I never had.

I seriously do them about 4 times a day. Any time I see an ad for Poise or hear anything about incontinence, I am squeezing like a motherfucker.

Last night Sarandon was nominated for a SAG for her performance in The Secret Life of Marilyn Monroe;

I’m throwing my best girls a Galentines Day party! I’m so excited to have a reason to buy cute decorations, the menu is breakfast foods and mimosas. I can’t wait! (If you don’t know, it’s based on an episode of Parks and Recreation where Leslie urges everyone to celebrate lady friends!)

Even though I am coupled, we don’t do anything for Valentine’s day, because we just don’t. And I worked in the food industry long enough to know that it’s a bloody RACKET to go out. People give us weird flack for this, but whatevs, our plans are so.much.better.

I like to go out with other single friends for dinner and then watch a horror movie. It’s a nice antidote to the forced lovey-dovey nature of Valentine’s Day.

My cousin loves it but she thinks Twilight is a great love story. My aunt was talking about great romances and how Twilight doesn’t compare. My cousin said Twilight was our generation great love story. My aunt gave her a look that could melt steel.

I did try to read the first book. It was so bad I gave up, and now I think everything associated with it is absurd. So many of my friends loved the series, and I think it's about as sexy as an ice cold shower in public.

Rachel: Now this is just the first chapter, and I want your absolute honest opinion, okay? Oh, oh, and on page two he’s not ‘reaching for her heaving beasts’.
Monica: What’s a ‘niffle’?
Joey: You can usually find them on the ‘heaving beasts’.
Rachel: All right, all right, all right. So I’m not a great typist
Ross: Wait!…

I need to start writing bad erotica, like, now.

The moral to this story being:
$40 million? HOLY F*CK!

Who’s got the inside track on the *next* racy meme trend?

As Jezebel’s Bobby Finger points out

Sounds like this assplay feud has taken Kanye down a peg or two.

So much insanity going on with this family right now and we get the “privilege” of seeing it all!

I’m sure that vow will last at least a few weeks.