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I’m your host, Area Woman Who Previously Had No Idea That Dax Shepard A. Had a Vasectomy and B. Jerked Off Into a Cup While in the Middle of Heavy Traffic.

Literally because those asshats are offended that someone had the GALL to make a movie that isn’t about a dude and his boner.

you just said a mouthful there, sister

omg i’ve missed you

I disagree- season 1 was carried at LEAST equally by Zoe, and to an extent her tension with Claire and subsequently Frank. But that shouldn’t matter. Let’s reverse the roles for a second -pretend Spacey was in the role of “claire” and Wright was in the role of “frank”. She still would have likely been paid less even

no. gigi is possibly worse than bella, if only because gigi is so unsuited to high fashion that it’s preposterous she’s been walking for designers instead of continuing to head Guess’ campaigns.

oh my god i am starting to hyperventilate just looking at these pictures

this is apparently unfathomable in these threads. also, blake is pregnant. her caption is tone deaf but she’s noticeably BIGGER in the photo, and she’s hip-ey for a celeb to begin with.

.... she’s pregnant. it’s not “padding”. ffs.

ok now i need to know if there was something obvs overlooked??

I’m so sorry :(

It’s a CHOICE for you to buy sweatshop clothes

this.

“imagine him saying them in the voice of the pool boy from legally blonde” omg i am ded

this is really fun! i think my favorite is actually his oeuvre with ke$ha, timber. i know, i knowwww it’s SO overplayed, but i just love it

I had the exact same thought :/

hahahahahhahaha ok that’s fair they do get played a lot. i find them less offensive than a lot of other standard club fare though! so at least that’s a plus

ahhh but pitbull is hilarious/adorable. i can’t get mad at even the worst stuff he’s put out

ahh i see its the 90's fault. duly noted