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That’s all gone now, probably because she lied and lied and lied some more about Planned Parenthood, and everybody noticed.

Write when you get work!

After that unpleasant HR meeting, I always save my boner pills for after 8pm.

Betta call more ladies!

Have 100 extra stars, free of charge.

Looking forward to seeing this as a cosplay.

I have to say, I don’t hate the Flash costume design featured here.

This is the first instance where I found any of these web-comics relevant or amusing in any way whatsoever. Nice work.

Frasier has left his senses.

U.S.A? U.S.A...?

You completely nailed it.

Same here; and they can never just come right out and say what they know we know they’re all really thinking:

Your parents failed you. You failed all of us.

Very well put.

Do they just think they’re so damn special that no one would dare doubt their patriotism and surveil them, so that legislation isn’t about them?

Positive, beneficent influences have a tendency to be calm, measured and largely passive; they rely on truth, logic and common sense winning out over the long run. Not the worst philosophy.

No offense was intended; I literally cannot recall her actual name.

That won’t help him in the long run; he did himself in with that water bottle last year. That was his “Dukakis in a tank helmet” moment and he will never rise above it.

He will, right after that gibbering dingus, Carson. I was just talking with my girlfriend about this earlier; predicting which of these sorry meat-tubes will drop out next.

This will be almost entirely off-topic, but I feel I must tell you this: