Thanks for taking the time!

I’ve never shot another human being because I didn’t care for their skin color.

I did read your response, actually. It fascinates me that you decried it yet agreed with it. I was, of course, more fascinated that you managed to type that rebuttal while wearing insulated mittens. Quite impressive.

I’m not a sportsy guy, so I have no idea what that means. So, I’ll just assume it’s dirty and snicker quietly.

His shtick. He’s Janeane Garafolo with a dick.

I honestly wish it weren’t. Smith was once touted by industry insiders at “the next Scorsese.” He hasn’t declined, he’s plunged straight down.

I dunno; having just one dick can be problematic enough. Two would probably stage a coup.

Look for a subplot next season where the brood queen tries to secure an implant from “doctors” who will shortly thereafter be disappeared by the FBI.

Don’t be gauche. Swarovski.

They probably haven’t even seen each other in two years.

I’m no expert, but wouldn’t Obama be the first pres with defined abs we’ve had since JFK?

Those are truly unfortunate wardrobe choices.

Same here. Once, I thought he was the future of filmmaking. Turns out, he just wants to be Guy Fieri.

Thank you; people who constantly advertise how great their relationships are going are often full of shit.

They’re like Fox News “Christians;” they’re not actually religious in any meaningful way, but it really annoys them that you all don’t pay enough attention -and money- to their swell white male God, okay?!?

He’s got sort of a furry growth there, really ought to get that checked out.

Somehow, that statement simply explains the entirety of the modern human condition.

Question: why have these two young men been photoshopped as to be nearly devoid of human facial features? They look.... smeary.

Cognitive dissonance.