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What a tweest!

#ShootCancerTwiceInTheBackOfTheHeadAndLeaveItToRotInAShallowDitchInThePineBarrens.

I think it’s a way for people to call upon innate strength to combat such adversity. Cancer in particular, can rob people of so much: physical strength and ability, time, money, peace of mind. It can have this effect on the loved ones and friends of sufferers, too; I think personifying and then vilifying a disease can

+Every conceivable point.

I don’t even think the moderators will bother to turn up. It’ll just be a better-dressed Springer panel.

Which is the precise reason Republicans so readily identify with them.

Anyone who would even consider the possibility of voting for this hollow man-baby is, in fact, actually a worse person than even Rand Paul is.

That, and I’d bet he’s absolutely terrified, repulsed and yet aroused by a woman like Rachel Maddow. So am I, for that matter, but I enjoy it!

Don’t blink. For Paul, it will be over swiftly.

This guy is the living embodiment of smugness. He will never be the President of the United States. This idiot couldn’t dare hope to be the president of his own fan club.

This music track is on my workout playlist. Absolutely loved the film.

One by one.

Do not fuck this up, Rodney. Do not fuck this up.

I’m just gonna leave this right here.

That many educated Americans would put the GOP out of business forever, and that much medical care would ensure we could all afford prescriptions to ease the pain of remembering all the damage they’ve done.

I would watch the shit outta that cartoon!

We’re sorry, Mrs. Cruz. We’ll be nicer to your son from now on.

One by one.

My upbringing informs me I should, but I simply can’t even feel bad about openly stating that I believe the only way to deal with a snide, bullying toilet bug such as Missouri State Representative Rick Brattin is to walk up to him and punch him square in the face hard enough to render him unconscious for no less than