I'm of a liberal bent and have no sympathy for him at all. He's a jackass. That said; as annoying as it is to see yet another Democrat sunk by his own pink torpedo, I'm actually kinda glad it happened before he could advance to a place of greater power and authority, where his obvious stupidity and selfishness would…

As far as they care, the fetus could catch fire, so long as it's born first. This is about dominating other people.

Classic mis-direction.

If you want to donate to the Glory Hole, you can do so

I'm sorry: if someone with Salma Hayek's breasts tells you to go on and rock a quasi-topless top, you put your body hangups to the side, and you do it.

The deadliest weapon the sane and sensible have right now against the legions of morons being raised and groomed to rule this planet is the World Wide Web....

Look... I'm most definitely a heterosexual male, and I feel secure enough in this fact to simply say DAAAAAYUM!!!

This. So very much.

Here Comes Hucka-Bee-Bee!

Maybe they'll go do something useful, instead.

I've been partial to "with a broken wine bottle" lately. I've got some issues. And I'm out of wine.

Yeah, that entire portion of the book hit me where I lived when I first read it; and hit harder the next time I read it, as my own showbiz dreams had been utterly crushed and the marriage that had suffered for the effort had since imploded.

Google Puppetry of the Penis. Your world will never be the same.

You should have said it twice; had she asked why, you could have said "that was an echo."

Well, what else would you have her do to support herself? Learn and implement legitimately marketable skills? Develop a personality, a work ethic or dimensions beyond "faintly notorious cock-holster?"

My body is ready.

To be fair, he's a Democratic state legislator, so it's possible mandatory he's weak and pathetic and useless and also incredibly corrupt.