No, no, no; he's far more like Diamond Joe Quimby.

That muthafucka's eating his feelings, yours, mine and that guy's over there!

Fun fact: Guv'nor Sammiches shortened his first name to suggest "Christopher." It's actually Christie.

All Republicans are anti-life. They just don't call themselves such because -apart from "anti"-taxes, the word "anti" doesn't test well with their voting bloc of hate-fueled, hairless, quivering alabaster lemmings.

How's this for a twist?

There is only one way -only one way- to deal with this man, and his kind.

Not every fucking asshole is a member or supporter of the Tea Party.

Are you stupid or just trolling?

Here here! Great series; smart, funny, often poignant without being cloying or forced. KP is an excellent role model for girls, and I wouldn't mind having a DVD set and/or a sequel.

Is it me, or is his Limp Bizkit (tm) brand chin beard with limited edition soul patch askew?

His new nickname could be "Innie."

Jamie Lee Curtis transcends time and space.

Be still my little heart. That was absolute gold!

Cotton/Spandex tights, perhaps?

They do look comfy, but aren't they more of a Spring/Summer look? Considering all that room for airflow, with the lingering threat of the Polar Vortex makes me reflexively clench things.

When Rudy said that, he meant the President didn't grow up a pampered, noxious white guy.

Christ, Norman Bates had a more stable upbringing.

Perhaps he simply wished to restore orrrrder to your Republic, my... young... apprrrrentice.

It's all in the pants.

Presidency of the United States is worse for a person's health and looks than year-round nude coal mining in Marlboro Country.