I hope his hand healed, peckerwood.

My condolences to his cousin Marvin.

NJ.com also noted that there is “no mention of whether the teams in the St. John’s team’s division - the JV black league - can or cannot be co-ed, though other divisions are mentioned as strictly boys or girls teams.”

Atlanta’s bed shitting actually makes this easier to handle. If you take your boot off the Pats’ neck for even a second because of an unforced error, give them just that millimeter of daylight, then fuck you. You get zero sympathy.

And will inevitably play him in the Peter Berg film based on the true story

Mark Wahlberg just posted his bail

No, this is Savage.

Somehow that logo is only the second most criminal object in this photo

The last Crosby to make a duo on The Road was also full of Hope.

I rate this a 6 on the Metrodome scale.

you would think someone would act as informer when it was at 12 inches of snow

They should have double Czeched the construction before the gym opened.

“Get out of my face now. Don’t tell me I didn’t do my job (expletive). OK, exactly. Get the (expletive) out of my face. Like I said, get out of my face. Don’t play with me. Don’t play with me. I just put my heart on the (expletive) field. Don’t (expletive) play with me. Get the (expletive) out of my face then. Try me…

She is aspen for problems later on, how willow she deal with it

I’m sure some of the boys are pining for her.

Thats not fair.... .pretty sure the tree was still standing after 48 seconds.

fellow students are afraid of getting hit in the chest, nuts.

Yeah - she’s all like “Come at me, birch!”

That tree moved side to side way better than Ronda.