People shouldn’t be eating on the train.  Disgusting.

Wilford Brimley?

Bleat away, mindless sheep...

Article that openly oppresses Christians, claims oppression of Christians is not happening...

The only car for Hawaii!

Still nasty.

Perhaps the owner is a hipster, and the sticker is ironic.

Nah...  You have the money to buy a $60k car , you have the money to drive it.

Everything is more expensive in Hawaii.

Are we looking at an issue of cultural differences in this case? Around here almost all of the delivery drivers are recent immigrants. Mostly middle eastern, some Mexican.

Their customer service works peak hours.  In Mumbai.  There’s a time difference.

Just jealous...

Jalopnik needs more people like this kid writing here, and less MFAs that just need a job.

It’s a very common saying, don’t understand why the writer didn’t know it.  Oh....  wait...

Who will read? You? Morgan Freeman? Hank Azaria (as Apu?)

I love how the innovative and ground breaking culinary “journalists” on this site act like they’ve discovered an amazing new thing, when people have been using poultry shears and other kitchen scissors FOR YEARS!

“It puts the lotion in the basket!”

“I even scissor my ramen until the noodle pieces are small enough to fit on a spoon.”

Virtue signaled! Good job!

I guess Dogfish stuff will be “contract brewed” from here on in...