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I was thinking that you probably had a factory installed Theramin.

I was thinking that you probably had a factory installed Theramin.

Thank you for a serious review of the base model!

Best solution is a dashcam that records the entire stop.

I dunno, looked like a “gun pouch” to me! Then he reached for it!

100m in 9.98 seconds... Sorry man. That’s faster than Ben Johnson, Carl Lewis...

No beer! But you can hit my vape pipe and have a jumbo can of FourLoco, fruit punch while I turn your neighbors driveway into fog bank of toasty rubber!!

You oughta get out more.

Same place we are now. Doing all the shit shifts, shit work and shit travel because “he doesn’t have any kids so he can do it...”

My eldest sister was outspoken, feminist warrior. Highly educated, dedicated to advancing in her career. She never missed a march, protest or registration drive to support other women.

I’d love to stance this thing low with those cambered, stretched tires, put a double loud fart can on it and do burnout doughnuts in front of your crib.

What a bunch of commie lies...

People that get involved in these sex cults know excactly what they’re doing—no pity for them. They want to indulge their degenerate kinks and then say that someone “forced” them...

They should have towed your deadly and dangerous P.O.S. right to the scrap heap! Shame on you for endangering innocent people on the public roads...

Provel? Sweet as sugar sauce? No yeast in the crust?

Muh man.

All true. But for every lottery game, there is a winner.

Yes, he is.

Indeed.

Yes. Of course it is. Like I said, dear old Pops was right.