Yeah! Let’s pool our tips!!!

GTFO of here with you condescending, arrogant tech propaganda!

Oh great, now the Wildlife Rescue where I volunteer is going to start getting pigs again—after hipster, cafe’ owners discover that there is NO SUCH THING AS A “MINI” PIG, and abandon their now GIANT sow because it’s not “cute” anymore.

I think you know what you have to do to get a job at this site.

My old man used to playfully chide my neighbor for buying scratchies. Used to always say, “The lottery is a tax on people bad at math!”

Not true.  Prizes are randomly distributed throughout the range of ticket numbers.

Thank you!

[“...cloud processing does result in a much better experience]

These devices were designed first and foremost as surveillance and mind control devices.

Pretty much looks like every other modern concept car.

Matrix... Toyota.

Do you think he maintains a relationship with Iran for falafels?

The Illuminati “longevity” rituals they perform at the Bohemian Grove keeps these evil bastards wreaking havok far beyond their natural lives...

They should just eat regular food like normal people.

What a dick!

Cartural Appropriation?

The Festiva I owned had a KIA manufacturers plate on the door jamb.

Man, you’re thinking about this far too much.

Indeed. They have a captive market, are beneficiaries of government largess, and have basically screwed over America by denying them the sedans and small trucks they would prefer to buy—and instead building only more expensive options...

When it’s time for me to “graduate” from my Focus into a larger car, I’ll have to buy something other than a Ford.