Looks like a Democrat voter registration drive!

Kid gloves? One of them was murdered by Police!

I’m certain that there are black students and residents of the neighborhood who have dogs, and walk them on the lawn...

Christians have no strict prohibition against fermented bevvies. In fact, when Noah beached the Ark after the flood subsided, God commanded him to first plant grapes. For wine.

As many calories as a Miller Lite, and one of the lowest alcohol standard brews you can buy.

The most commitment.

You can’t rape a .38.

If they build a smart, durable and cheap traditonal truck, Americans will surely buy them.

When my own government takes money from my paycheck every two weeks—they use that money in a hundred different despicable and diabolical ways that I don’t approve of...

Chic-Fil-A has the single best customer experience in all of fast food.

When Fancy K’s Benz gets dirty, she dispatches her manservant to acquire a brand new one.

There is no such thing as “cultural appropriation.”

Never understood the love for this version of the Focus. I drove one of these when they were new, and it was a poor handling, dog.

No. The favored interior option is the smooth, supple seating made from the hides of baby seals. For a “small” up-charge, you will be taken on a luxury yacht excursion to the desolate seal breeding grounds where you can club your own seals to death—you can even pick the color of seal for your interior.

[“...will end up being spattered in cocaine, Ketel One, and vomit]

I agree. Dark times, not only for people who love cars, but also folks who need cars.

Don’t know about Texas, but in my Commonwealth, “state” jobs are highly coveted, barely have to do shit, can never be fired jobs, with Cadillac health care provided, and a pension they can take while they work a second job!

Where do they live? Tanzania?

Nah, this car’s been wrecked.

A very cool little car to drive and wrench on, however we seem to have a trend here for outrageous asking prices for old, used cars...