Ford will regret the day they tooled down for sedans...

Make sure to combine your mustard with a bit of egg--or your sublime, crunchy crust will crumble right off the chop.

Poverty mostly. Dinner time is here, and you’ve got a houseful of hungry mouths, one porkchop, a coupla cans of Campbells’ and a half loaf of homemade bread.

That’s badass!

Absolutely true story. My BIL saw Keanu in a line at Home Depot, he said Reeves was buying a plunger, a toilet snake and a few bottles of different types of Liquid Plumber.

Americans are spoiled and soft. They want everything, right now—or they’ll start whinging and moaning...

Premade is dicey. But have a homemade Michelada on a hot, dry day and it is a seriously delicious quencher.

I often enjoy a beer and tomato juice when I start early. In my part of the country, it’s an old steel worker bevvie, and a staple at the Sunday cookouts.

Is that you, Lev Bell?

We will eat you first.

Who can afford this?

There has never been a more perfect food.

Tops.  These folks asking these crazy prices are outa they minds!

Just call it a “stupidity tax.”

You have a “weird soft spot” on your dome if you think this thirty-year-old econo-hatch is worth more than $1500.

Your hypothesis is faulty at the start.

This “new” trend has been done already, and done better!

Sorry Gwen, but you must have done something on a previous visit to inspire staff indifference.  Or they mistook you for someone else who stiffed them or gave them a hard time.

You could also get them stripped out, lightened and basic, for SCCA racing..

I dig this car. It’s a good car. I wish the industry still made such cars...