iwannabeapanda
iwannabeapanda
iwannabeapanda

Right? Giving the Queen shit for seeming old and out of touch at this point is so...yawn. Let us not also forget this is the same feisty 92-year old who committed legendary acts of shade against Drumpf with the clever use of BROOCHES. Show some damn respect.

Dear girls: you are under no obligation to be nice to someone who creeps you out. You do not need to date a guy just because he says you're the love of his life. And you do not have to "give him a chance".

I would posit that those two things are absolutely related and important details, though. Putting the MAGA hat in his dead mother’s casket and obsessively stalking a woman who is not interested are both signs that he felt the right to control the women in his life.

LITERALLY GETTING AWAY WITH MURDER

Yeah but this woman was a slut and like “rough sex” so that means anything that happens to her is ok. I know every time I have rough sex, someone nearly dies. Its completely normal. If you consent to rough sex obviously you are consenting to your own murder. Plus she was drinking and probably showing too much leg. 

Hmmm, call the call an ambulance, or wait I can just pour some bleach on her while she’s still alive, because she’s so bloody and ugly right now. We’ll just see what happens after that soaks in, I’m just gonna go to bed now.

This is the most important comment. Skin color and the content of your bank account should never factor into the justice process.

So hold on, a girl who is trafficked and preyed upon, forced in prostitution, kills a man who picks her up, is given over 50 years, but a grown ass man killing his girlfriend, pouring bleach on her, and not calling 911 until she’s definitely dead only gets 3 years? Yeah, I can definitely see how he’s more capable of

I hate it when people suggest a woman go on oral contraceptives like she has never heard they exist.

Condoms do not “suck for both parties.” They can reduce sensitivity, but they don’t remove it. I never met a guy who couldn’t come while using a condom. And I dare say that sex with a condom is still more enjoyable than unwanted pregnancy, parenthood, or child support.

You know why tube tying is more prevalent “in the older crowd”? Because doctors refuse it for younger women. I was pregnant at 30 and requested a tubal post birth and was told I would change my mind and want another child and also that I need my husband to sign off on it. When I mentioned the conversation to friends I

I flat-out do not believe that any woman actually misses the act of performing oral sex on a man. Do not believe it.

I have gotten so many unsolicited dick pics. I got really upset when, after what I thought was a nice first date, the guy sent me a picture of his (or ... someone’s, I don’t know) ejaculating dick and said he was thinking about me. Like, I was just thinking “That was a nice date. Maybe he’s not a creep” and then ...

If men would just start from the perfectly reasonable premise that nobody actually wants to see photos of our dicks, the world would be a better place.

But she’s the first hot woman who was hot and also a woman of the type of woman that she is, which is important to show that hot women can be hot enough to enter into hot women contests! This really is some amazing inclusivity!

Is Kate Hudson also going to demonstrate how to utilize professional chefs, trainers, and nutritionists to buy extremely healthy and expensive food and who can develop and cook healthy recipes for you while using an extensive home gym while all your kids are being taken care of either at school or by nannies?

Real question: has Kate Hudson ever struggled with her weight? I mean, not that I think it is appropriate to dissect every single thing about a celebrity, but I was not aware she had ever been overweight.  If that’s true, why would she be a spokesperson for a weight loss program?  So confused. 

I really don’t care if he’s kissing men or women, but kissing up to the charter school industry is a problem. On matters of Education, he’s no better than Betsy DeVos.

went all the way to an In-N-Out only to do an exercise and eat a fruit.

She is thirsty