iwannabeapanda
iwannabeapanda
iwannabeapanda

The only people worse than “Instagram influencers” are people who voluntarily give Instagram influencers money, so that they too might become Instagram influencers.

None of them deserves a refund.

Oh man, I work with so many international students and this makes me so mad. I’m a writing consultant and I help international undergrad and grad students with their academic writing.

“In a moment where I intended to admire the courage of a few of my sisters, I said something that I now realize could be perceived as not respectful...”

She speaks two languages:  English, and bad English. 

I’m sure Miss USA’s Vietnamese is flawless.

WHY DID YOU AVOID SAYING “BAD OMBRE”

Jezebel - I expect more from my primary outlet for wasting time at work!Get to the real story here -- how unbelievably fucking bad that hair color is on her!  The people are hungry for the truth

So eloquent. Much thoughtful. True authentic. 

She’s always been sharp.  Good for her for staying ahead of the creeps.

Not sure what this has to do with politics, but she’s got stalkers plural. I got no problem with this.

You’re only worth anything as a woman if you’re a mother, duh.

It’s easier to make friends when you don’t exhibit almost every negative quality a person can have.

Meh. I don’t find them particularly boring and I do not find their lack of embarrassment problematic at all. They are just a bunch of enthusiastic and fairly talented a capella singers. I ain’t mad at ‘em.

She’s only saying that AOC used a slur because she knows Trump supporters don’t fact check and that they will fill in the blanks all on their own and spend the rest of the day hating AOC for her imaginary slur against a decorated military gen.

Jesus fuck... Goebbels would be fucking proud of this particular mouthpiece.

“Why would anyone want to steal a pepper mill?”

Was this guy’s name Gaston, by any chance?

salad’ll kill you faster than raw cookie dough, these days. do whatever you want, kids. we’re all gonna die anyway.

I know of exactly one person who got samonella from raw eggs and he was a body builder who literally swallowed raw eggs (6 daily), and tbh I’m not confident it was the eggs exactly bc he ate all kinds of questionable stuff and was kind of gross. Doc blamed the eggs when he heard about it though, which was fair.