WEEKS - more like a month (or more). And NOT the first time it escaped from its owner - and they gave it BACK to him!? (Central FL resident - yes I want your pity)

After a week on the loose in Orlando

I was the sexy cowardly lion a few years ago; made it myself from finds at Value Village.

However, I did end up looking more like a cast member of Cats who had resorted to prostitution than anything else...

Yeah I’m pretty into this costume. Maybe I’ll get some friends together and we’ll go as the sexy Wizard of Oz cast.

Breast cancer sucks, for sure, but what about, say, ALL OTHER TYPES? They suck too. Throw some money their way.

See, I can see the police raising awareness for domestic violence. That’s a logical association!

Not sure how the women they plan on killing will ever get a chance to see this but, cool I guess.

I swear, I was just going to post “WE ARE AWARE!!!”

tbh it is actually helpful to be reminded to do self-exams...but generally I look to my doctor to do that for me, rather than my NFL/yogurt/local police officer.

October is also national domestic violence awareness month, a cultural issue that really does not get enough attention and is also killing women. Seems like that would make a lot more sense for a police force to support. Maybe “arrest domestic abusers” pins, perhaps?

Is that a violation of HIPPA? I don't recall signing anything that gave him permission to show my chart to Jesus.

“Look Dave it says right here that Voldemort began dividing his soul into the horcrux’s by splitting his soul in half. Therefore half HALF of his soul was in the diary that Harry destroyed in the Chamber of Secrets! It wasn’t equal parts of his soul in each horcrux so there would have only been a fragment in Harry in…

Does that dentist install wooden teeth? (Jesus being a carpenter and all.)

I was so excited about the Kylie Jenner tweet. I was like “someone in that family is finally going to admit that they said or did something wrong!”

Easily the best thing to come out of Michael Ian Black’s mouth since Bradley Cooper.

The UK seems to assume advertising is not or should not be fiction, where we in the US assume it is.

The UK’s advertising laws are muuuuch stricter than those in the US, especially when it comes to the represented “results” of the product. I don’t think they particularly care about the order of filming, the problem is that by showing her going from a very vibrant red to blonde, they misrepresented what consumers can…

Nah, guns are a PART of the problem, but the culture is the problem. As evidenced by the fact that there are other countries that allow their citizens to have guns as well. However, they don’t experience this level of violence. People will continue to do evil, for sure, and guns need to be heavily regulated. However,…