Exactly. We haven’t seen all of their early years, but Jimmy was clearly supporting Chuck in his disability far more than Chuck was supporting Jimmy in his law career. Chuck uses Jimmy’s feelings for him to get him to confess on tape and then his attitude is “I finally got him!” not that he can help him. Jimmy…

“...and so, your honor, after careful and painstaking research I have concluded that there is no dew, mountainous or otherwise, in this oddly-yellow beverage.”

that’s almost 2 6-figure jobs. and what the fuck is your definition of rich if making more than 90% of households somehow isn’t included in your definition?

I do not see how this was ever not blatant. Single-issue lobbying organizations like the NRA, Sierra Club, et cetera have always been open and explicit that they will support any candidate who supports their agenda.

I remember that waaay back in the ‘90s, Details magazine had a “Reader’s Tips” section, and some fool wrote in with a way to never pee on the seat in the middle of the night that involved staring at the toilet, then turning on the bathroom light for a second and then you could aim for the after-image imprinted on your…

“Using your hands like a squeegee, wipe the water off your body before you get out of the shower, says a-r-c. Essential for hairy people who otherwise end up with a sopping wet towel and a lake on the bathroom floor.”

““If you spread your cheeks as you sit down, you have a lot less wiping to do,” says repliers_beware. I’m not sure how this works, but some redditors really seem to like it.”

whats not to get? while standing grab your left butt cheek with your left hand and your right butt cheek with your right hand. as you go to sit…

Disagree, it remains the perfect show to watch when you’re drunk out of your mind in a hotel room with only a basic cable package at your disposal

This has always been the correct take since before whoever the comedian you’ve cited said anything. It’s fun to make fun of Fieri’s overly exuberant personality and style choices (his competitors on the next food network star competition underestimated him before he absolutely destroyed them because of this) but that…

I like tapas and overpriced drinks in a jam jar as much as the next urban dweller.

Because they cancelled Pushing Daisies.

I’m sad because nothing else is nearly as good. I mean, I know that’s the point, that MP was too good, but still, what a great ride while it lasted. In the meantime:
-Sinema is top of my list so far, with their $4 tickets and broad access (one ticket around here is around $16)
-A-List is looking good, although the…

Yeah I work in condo management and some of the condos we manage don’t allow pets. If someone inquires about the pet policy there or were found breaking the no pet policy their pet within weeks becomes a registered emotional support animal.

i hated this when i lived in orlando. i love dogs. love. but i fucking loathe toy tiny dog owners that bring them everywhere and havent bothered to actually train them.

Service animals, the paper notes, have become a hot topic as some people take advantage of federal disability laws to take their pets into businesses.

Two out of three you mentioned are awful. Baskets is doing pretty well with it though.

Kids in the Hall was great, but was it funny because of the drag, or was the drag simply a necessity (kind of like Monty Python) because it was an all guy troupe?

I don’t want to pass judgement on diarrhea jokes until I can hear them for myself.

Can’t sleep. Bart will eat me.

Can we please call time on comedy drag acts?