“Shigeru Miyamoto said that a delayed game eventually gets good, while a rushed game will forever be bad, which applies to many other things”

Well, at the time who knew they wouldn’t end up like pogs?

Obviously Dinklage can do what he wants, but I hope he continues to pursue roles that don’t “require” the character to be a dwarf so much as he “happens to be” a dwarf.

Premise: Picking up immediately at the end of the film and That Ending, young Kevin changes, and swears revenge on those he deems responsible for his predicament - the Time Bandits. For several episodes he adventures around the world off of the insurance settlement, training himself and researching. The band is…

Bugs Bunny is a huge asshole and deserves to be at the bottom of the list.

Propped up on your elbows on the wall-to-wall carpet in your parents’ den on Saturday mornings.

I was actually going to comment that ranking Speedy Gonzalez last is more racist than the character itself.

Which means at leased one person looked at the list and rated Tweety above a 6.0. Tweety, may Sylvester eat you and leave your digested remains under a falling anvil.

If this blog will not recognize Gossamer, I will not recognize this blog. Good day.

My favorite “trick,” is to use negative reviews to look for attributes I personally find positive. This works really well with tech. If people start complaining about something being “too complicated,” or “not easy to use,” that’s a major positive, because as soon as I’m past the nasty learning curve, I’ll have access…

You’d be surprised. I read an article a couple of years back about the head chef of McDonalds and the logistics of the restaurant. The chef mentioned that he had designed an eggplant parmesan sandwich that could be quickly and efficiently cooked and assembled by untrained teenagers in a McDonalds kitchen, but upon…

Wow, that actually looks worse than American McDonald’s. Impressive almost.

Thanks McDonald’s for making Arby’s look good!

Fuck no it doesn’t! And guns aren’t to protect you and your podunk family from terrorists in New Jersey (as we all know, a hotbed of terrorism and a keen target for unreasonables abroad). The Constitution establishes the government, and has a clause that allows us to tear it down if it becomes tyrannical. Well,…

As someone who, when he was 14 or so, was a genuine-article Reagan conservative, I’m not going to put too much weight on their current political affiliation. Right now, they probably live with Republican parents who have Republican friends who live tightly-knit in Republican neighborhoods. The whole point of suburbs,…

Spoiler alert: most of Arizona is racist. Actually, most of AMERICA is racist. Arizona just stands out for how shitty its racism can be. Looking at you, Sheriff Arpaio. 

Kingman: sure, we’re racist, but you should see the other towns around here.

Kingman mayor Monica Gates said she “didn’t recognize a soul in that video.”

Pretty sure AMC’s pretzel is for sharing, though. The thing is like 1.5 lbs and costs 15 dollars. That’s not a one-person pretzel.

As righteous as a #BlackBackup app would be, the only thing that terrifies White people more than a Black person is several Black people, so lots of folks likely to get shot in that situation.