I think I’m just in a really bad mood today but this interview pissed me off. “Oh no, feminism is too mainstream so I need to call myself something else! People who call themselves feminists who don’t work to solve every single problem in the fucking world and also overthrow capitalism every minute of their lives…

There is no way I’m Googling “fingermouthing” at work.

I’d drop you a rope but we can’t risk anything coming up with you.

Next jackass who tells me Hillary was a traitor because she might not have been perfect about her emails gets ripped a new one.

Stop. You don’t call someone an idiot because you failed to read properly then complain about tone just because you get called out on it.

Christ:

Translation: None of those hippy chicks would sleep with him so they must not have been sleeping with anybody.

I’d really like if more of the juvenile justice system were things like this. Throwing kids into detention centers rarely makes them into better citizens (surprise surprise); I’d much rather see a focus on service and education that helps tie kids into the community.

I’m so conflicted about all of this. On the one hand, I want Trump’s administration to continue to be a smoldering dumpster fire so that even the dense idiots that voted for him eventually realize that competence has value.

On the other, I am worried about a smoldering dumpster fire turning into an actual…

Honestly? I think so. No one likes to admin that they were conned by a drifter.

In the United States, we’ve been primed to believe that wealth comes from hard work and intelligence. Since Trump is wealthy, this line of thought goes, he must be pretty smart. And, he’s saying the things his supporters “are all thinkings”. Isn’t that what we kept being told during the campaign? “He says what I’m…

That’s my silver lining to all this and I’m clinging to it. He’s brought people together in our country more effectively than anyone I’ve ever seen, including Obama. Now if we can just sustain this anger and passion and channel it into taking back control of the government, up and down stream, we might end up…

I actually think the fallout from the election of Trump will be a long-term benefit for our country. People have been reminded how active participation is required to buoy a democracy.

So it never occurred to anyone to ask the White House staff how to turn on the lights?

Gamestop: For people who haven’t learned about amazon.com

no one in their right mind would ever fuck them?

He will claim that they are “paying it back” via his supreme re-negotiation of NAFTA. That’s what will happen. Even if the difference never amounts to anything close to that dollar value in any of our lifetimes, that’s what he will say and the Trumpkins will eat it up.

We’ll force them to do us an embarrassing dare like yell they like sex in public and also they owe 12 favors, 1 for each billion; one good use of a favor would be a beer run for the Senate.