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All four wheels off the track.

Crosby Stills Nash And The Rangers

I thought the whole point of running in a zig-zag was that gators couldn’t do that?

Joke’s on him. Wentz uses direct deposit.

Reminds me about when I had sex for the first time. I was super stoked and told everyone about it. Turns out my brother had lied to me and sticking my dick in the sink drain isn’t what most people would call “sex”.

Oh man, Miami is one of the absolute worst places to buy cars.

“Wait, who shits on cycles?”

Zzzzzzzzz.

“Don’t all double plays start with a 6-9?” [Wink followed by smile]

Honestly, this sounds as good as the dubbed audio.

you can’t use the transbreak in NC

Goddamn polite Canadians. Makes me sick. Enjoy your single-payer healthcare and low rates of violent crimes, losers!

I sent this to my deaf brother, and he told me to eat shit and die.

To be fair to the NFL, it would be pretty awkward for the entire Browns teams’ shoes to say “please trade me to literally any other team”

What about when it’s confused?

You should try being here in DC. There’s only one ‘best player in the world’, and he plays for the Capitals... then you hear about the second-best in the world being Backstrom, etc... then you realize the rafters at Verizon Center are full of Southeast Divison championships and the big thing the local blog is crowing…