Geez. Even the refs don’t watch WNBA games.

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

Berman: Beh. Burrrr. Bahh. BEEEHHHH

UPDATE: 416 yards of offense and 6 touchdowns in the first quarter

May or may not of cried when I saw that on TV.

With the Ak Bars hosting, I think the goalie should've known it was a trap.

next time ask him if it covers you when you leave Cars and Coffee.

More Bad News, Bears.

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

oh....that’s....that’s a wallet

“Probably just a faulty GPS.” - Michael Scott

Accidente grande!

It’s good to see that the England players have unified a nation that was tearing itself apart 5 hours ago by offering themselves up as a sacrifice. Superb.

Yes, in the exact same way fire does something to a house’s structural integrity.

So same thing as HIV then.

Jameis Winston frolicking in the sun with some kids, dulling our senses until we won’t even flinch the next time a play-by-play announcer mentions all the adversity Winston overcame on his way to becoming one of the faces of the NFL.

Nah, you gotta win a Super Bowl first for any of that. - Ben Roethlisberger

Oh, so you can’t argue with what I wrote so you’ve decided to replace what I wrote with something entirely different. Did I write government chose Takata’s explosive? No I didn’t. The simple fact is the government put the bombs in your car. It’s still a bomb, takata explosive or not.

I know. It’s so strange that one of the biggest car sites in the world is covering the rebuild of the biggest car show in the world after the world’s biggest car journalist was fired from it.

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Look. I know it’s Bryce Harper and all, but this isn’t news. Everyone knows when you haven’t even had the chance to stroke a dong in a while, when you finally get one it’s gonna shoot the fuck outta there.