Day 7: Fuck Bob’s wife in retaliation for punching you 6 days in a row.

Geez. Even the refs don’t watch WNBA games.

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

Berman: Beh. Burrrr. Bahh. BEEEHHHH

UPDATE: 416 yards of offense and 6 touchdowns in the first quarter

May or may not of cried when I saw that on TV.

Shut up. Facts are stupid.

With the Ak Bars hosting, I think the goalie should've known it was a trap.

next time ask him if it covers you when you leave Cars and Coffee.

#include “pewpewpew.h”

More Bad News, Bears.

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

oh....that’s....that’s a wallet

“Probably just a faulty GPS.” - Michael Scott

Accidente grande!

It’s good to see that the England players have unified a nation that was tearing itself apart 5 hours ago by offering themselves up as a sacrifice. Superb.

Yes, in the exact same way fire does something to a house’s structural integrity.

So same thing as HIV then.

My astronomy prof said “The Solar system is the Sun, Jupiter, Saturn and assorted rubble.