The catcher also happens to be former mlber Steve Sax’s son Yakety.

It’s a great Three Stooges routine, but doesn’t make for very good Abbott & Costello.

Hey kid...fuck you!

This is a reasonable and correct take and has no place in Kinja.

Shhh. No tears. Just dreams of Vin Scully.

But seriously, Eskişehirspor fans? Setting the stadium on fire? That’s what’s hot in the streets? Really?

Have a pet. Or don’t. I don’t care, just don’t let it shit in my yard. - An Adequate Man

If we’re living in a world where we can no longer make Pablo Sandoval fat jokes because he’s on the shelf for a year then we’re living in a world that I want no part of.

Luckily, the A’s are used to other teams completely erasing their leads.

Yeah, but only a little one.

See America. This is what a smug, profane, egomaniac in Washington, DC looks like.

right here. at my desk. in 2016. at age 29.

I think it depends on exactly what that furniture looks like...

The people saying they'll move to Canada if Trump wins should know all of this before they commit.

The people saying they'll move to Canada if Trump wins should know all of this before they commit.

Hey, look, an asshole!

Sorry, they should have labeled the headline as NSF$

Big meanie heads.

Noooooooooo!

Yes.

*sprints to bathroom running on pure adrenaline*

Does Marchman play an instrument? If so, it’s that instrument.